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Saturday, April 14, 2012
I SEE PENIS: CORNDOG
Corn dog or cock waffle? Either way, shoot some 100% pure Maple grade A on top and I'm there.
Thanks to BSD reader Mitch for finding this and sending it in. . .
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Labels: corndogs, Food, I SEE PENIS, Maple syrup, waffles
Friday, April 13, 2012
BOY IN A BOX
Blogger won't let me post gifs (a sad fact I learned only recently after I thought the dozen or so I've posted were actually working). The pictures above come from a gif on the
website of my new favorite sex mag Sexual. Simply place your cursor over the bear and
enjoy.
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Labels: gifs, I SEE PENIS, magazines, oragami, Sexual magazine
COLBY DOPPELGÄNGER: COLBY HEFNER?
Marston Hefner
Cooper Hefner
It all makes sense now.
Finally!
I can claim the true identity of my switched-at-birth-father: Hugh
Hefner!!!
Through a rigorous process of genetic triangulation, the ingenious gumshoes at Alright Darling were able to match my phenotype with Cooper and Marston Hefner, sons of Hugh, the infamous founder of Playboy Magazine, and his recently divorced wife Kimberley Conrad Hefner.
Does this mean I get access to the grotto daddy?
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Labels: Colby as adoptee, Colby as Hefner, Colby Doppelgänger, grotto, Hugh Hefner, phenoty, playboy,switched-at-birth
Thursday, April 12, 2012
I SEE PENIS: TREIF
Jewish and Muslim readers might want to close their eyes for this one.
Oops.
I guess you already saw it.
Thanks to BSD reader Charles for finding this treif todger of lean pork tenderloin at his local grocers. 2 comments
Labels: grocery store, halal homos, I SEE PENIS, kosher queers, treif
GUY WITH GLASSES: SUB-MISSION
What's more to like? Glasses, beard AND a fat cock.
Thanks to BSD reader Randal for the emission, er submission.
Send your own "emission submissions" to Colby: bigshoediaries@gmail.com
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Labels: boys with beards, emission submission, guys with glasses, hung, I SEE PENIS, perfect cock
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
COLBY KNOWS BONOBOS
As many of you might have guessed from the content of this blog, I loves BIG packages. Two days after my fitting in NYC, I nearly tripped over this hefty blue parcel on my doorstep. I was told to anticipate a surprise from the folks at Bonobos, but didn't expect something so heavy to arrive so early. Inside I found FOUR pairs of pants and TWO pairs of shorts!!!
I did my best to try and model each pair to show you and Bonobos my appreciation. I promise it's not because I'm a narcissist. Really, I'm not. I get a lot of requests from readers to post more shirtless pics. I promise not to question your motives if you don't question mine. I'm actually pretty damn shy. I also have a shitty camera. Turns out, nerves and low lighting make poor bedfellows. Most of the pics turned out blurry. Which is a shame, cause the pants are actually quite nice. For once in my white life, I don't have a flat booty! The designers atBonobos specially tailor their pants to curve in at the waist following the body's natural contour, as opposed to a typical pair of pants with a seam cut straight from the legs to the waist. It works out well, especially for BIG boys with BIG thighs like mine. If I haven't given a BIG enough endorsement already (I swear its not justbecause I got a giant package full of pants), click on their website and find out for yourself.
OR contact me if you'd like to send your own BIG package. I'll model whatever you send me shirtless. Promise. :-)
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Labels: bonobos, bonobos pants, Colby pics, fashion, gifts, shirtless
KOKI-"COLBY"-GAMI: MYTH BUSTERS
Stuck between Scllya and Charybdis, BSD reader Hugo's randy member verges on the mythic. Lil' Colby wrestles his way between a big hand and an even bigger cock.
If you'd like to meet Lil' Colby in the flesh (compliments of carnal comic-book master J.Bone), simply clickHERE. 0 comments
Labels: Colby kokigami, J.Bone, Kokigami, lil Colby, mythology, Scllya and Charybdis
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